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Am i a real vampire or not?

1303253112 20 Am i a real vampire or not?

Well me and my friend just finished the book twilight! i loved it. as we were trying to get scared my friend looked at me and i said what? and she said well u r really pale like i mean pale and I'm like yeah? shes like well u have really dark circles under your eyes…i got kinda scared then then she said u always where sunglasses on sunny days u are always freezing but when its light you are boiling even in ur room. then shes like omg u r a vampire i was like uh sure. then she made this list:
you have sharp teeth
u have pale skin
you barley eat
you have dark circle
you boil in sunlight
always where sunglasses
always freezing
eyes change colours sometimes
u can here things from like a mile away
you stay up so late
you never get scared
you eat meat…a lot
you said the other day u could taste blood in your mouth
your super smart
you can see in the dark
when we took a photo of you with ur cam on your cell u didnt show up
you can change ur moods instantly
sometimes u will talk and sometimes u wont
u are scared of knives
your eyes have a dark circle around the iris
you run very fast
your nails are clear and super strong and long
im very strong
every test i take im a vampire.
but dont be scared *winks*

So am i?

That whole list pretty much explains myself. my friends think Im a vampire. I am too, very sensitive to light. if I am in the sun for to long, I become dizzy, get a minor headache, and feel like i am sick. my skin also burns. It was also pretty weird, cause my mom once cut her figer with a knife, and there was blood everywhere, so i decided to tast some, for no reason at all. It was suprisingly tasty!

Bite your friend and suck all her blood out.

If she rises from the dead to feast on the flesh of the living, you're a vampire.

If not, you're just an insane killer, and first you'll go to jail and then probably to the electric chair.

On second thought, that's probably a bad idea.

"you never get scared
your super smart
you can see in the dark
you run very fast
im very strong"

Yep, you're a vampire. Especially the 'super smart' bit is convincing.

Stay where you are… the FBI vampire killer squad should arrive soon.

Lol stop making up all these reasons why you are a vampire, because you so desperately want people to say that you are.
YOU ARE NOT.
Real vampires are intelligent, a lot more so than you.
And they are not desperate to be vampires, it wasn't even their choice..
So meh, grow up.

trust me… you would know if you were a vampire…. all those things are normal…. and most of them have nothing to do with vampires…. like being smart, liking meat , running fast…those are all normal…. the only thing on that list that applys to a vampire is getting burnt in the sun

If you drink blood and truly believe you are a vampire then you might as well be one. of course, when you get the death penalty I guess we'll no for sure….

No, because real vampires are exceptionally good spellers, and you're not.

no,real vampires are fake silly?are you 12?

no you're not. if you had bothered to pay attention to the book, it's fiction. End of story.

No you're not.

You may well be all of the things that your friend wrote on the list, but that doesn't make you a vampire…epecially not when you're basing that definition on characters in a popular fiction series…

Vampires don't exist and cannot exist and anyone who tells you they are a "real" vampire is either lying or suffering from reality denial.

You're a human…just like eveyone else who uses Yahoo answers. No-one here is "special", we're all "just" humans, born that way and we'll die that way. End of…

PS…weekends on Yahoo answers = a spate of "am I A Vampire?" or, "I Want To Be A Mermaid" or "oh No A Freaky Ouija Board Scared me…am I Gonna Die?" type questions over and over again…think I'll sign out until Monday…
simple smile Am i a real vampire or not?

Uhm.. no
Vampires don't boil,
and alot of people can hear from a distance + run fast.
And so what if you're scared of knives? Alot of people are.. they don't wanna get stabbed, duh.
Maybe you bit your cheek, or maybe you bit yourself..
of course your not a vampire.
Why don't you jump in front of a car, or try drowning yourself if you don't believe me.. and like everyone else here.

😉

Okay if ura vampire u would kinda know it lol my friend did the same thing to me. But some of these things arn't twilight/ vampire like

you have sharp teeth (normal teethys XD)
you barley eat (they drink blood)
you boil in sunlight (its sparkle XD)
always where sunglasses
you stay up so late (they dont sleep at all)
you never get scared
you eat meat…a lot (its blood)
you said the other day u could taste blood in your mouth (idk wut u ment by that so im adding it to the list XD)
when we took a photo of you with ur cam on your cell u didnt show up (myth)
sometimes u will talk and sometimes u wont
u are scared of knives
your eyes have a dark cicle around the iris
your nails are clear and super strong and long
every test i take im a vampire.
but dont be scared *winks*
Um yeah…

: ) hope i helped but vampires dont do thoses

Am i a real vampire or not?

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